}
Hi there. Sorry for pulling you out of class. I know you’ve been busy catching up. Don’t worry, I just want to talk with you. Hey, do you want to play a game? You can pick any game you want, and we can play it together. Graverobber is kind of like Battleship. Oh, you already know Graverobber? That’s good. I don’t like explaining things. I called you several times and you didn’t come. Do I have the wrong name here? Hmm. I notice you named your file “Strange situation”. Is that your name? Please confirm. Paul. Okay. Your turn, Paul. Are you right handed, or left handed? You don’t know? Really? Well, which hand do you write with? That one? That’s your left hand. That means you’re left handed. I’m right handed. I use this hand. My right is actually your left. Isn’t that confusing? Anyway, your turn. Moving five times in a row was a mistake. Now I can’t retrace all my steps. You should dig often. It helps you win. Kids shouldn’t say swear words. Do you know why? It just doesn’t sound right. It’s disturbing. You should choose cleaner words, even when you’re really angry. Your turn. That’s a very big boo-boo on your face. We’re going to help you, together. Everyone is. When you reach for your shoes, your shoes will be there. When you walk through a doorway, the door will be open. Wherever you go, the floor will continue under your feet. Every move you make, will be made valid. Everything you see will become real. Everything you say will become the truth. Your turn. You want to quit? Why? Oh. I don’t blame you. Grave robbery is vile. This is an awful game, huh? We can play something else if you want. It’s okay. You can go. I hope you can find your real house.

orteil42:

got some good work done on the next Cookie Clicker minigame but also made this random generator just now, i feel like some of you guys might find it useful

https://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=setting.txt

some sample outputs :

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    every single one of these examples is Homestuck.
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